THIS IS THE NEWS THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT

                                     
                                      

It's Tuesday May 21st, 
and this is the news that's not important.

A volunteer department has rescued 'meow meow' from a local Pattenburg, NJ residents tree.  The young feline belonging to Julia Lombardo had been stuck overnight - the Hunterdon County Democrat reports.  

In related news that's not important- CBS NY reports that the local fire department in the Oakland Garden section of Queens NY was called out to rescue a New York City police officer, who while rescuing a local cat was himself caught in a tree.  Both the officer and the cat were saved without injury.  The CBS NY/AP report has not released the cats name - or the officers. 

This is the news that's not important. 

In other animal related  news that's not important - David Maye of the Huffington Post reports on an onslaught of Geese attacks at the Boise Idaho Hewlett-Packard facility.  It's been reported that a visitor was attacked resulting in a memo warning all employees that the migrating birds were in mating season.

Employees were advised not to turn their backs, squint or wink at the migratory geese and to try to maintain a neutral demeanor, walking backwards from the hissing birds and being ever mindful of obstructions they may trip over in the effort to illude the mating animals.  

In unrelated news that's not important- 

Mayonnaise and salad dressing sales were up two and three percent respectively - SB Wire.com reports.  The writer mentions- As health awareness rises, more and more consumers are eating salads.  

In other condiment related news that's not important- the San Antonio Business Journal reports that Whataburger will be coming out with three new retail sauces; Fancy Ketchup, Spicy Ketchup, and Original Mustard- these for sale first in stores and then in broader markets - I think.  There are actually conflicting reports on this one- but 

THIS IS THE NEWS THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.